Well he might as well be. Tomorrow +G is paying a flying visit to the deanery with the aim of getting to know his clergy. We only have him for 45 minutes before having to pass him onto the neighbouring benefice like a baton in a relay race. He aims to get round the whole deanery. In that time he wants to see all the churches and where we live. There really won’t be any time to get out of the car. By compline at 6pm we will all be a blur.
So, in the spirit of competitiveness, how do we get him to remember our benefice over the others? What cunning plan can we dream up? Vicar reckons we should give him a nice piece of ripe Blue Vinney cheese when we drive by the Blue Vinney Pub. Me thinks other clergy won’t appreciate the smell in their cars. On the other hand…….